Post by WCPI Shane on Jul 4, 2009 13:58:08 GMT -8
This team is that biggest group of douches on the planet! They just had a chance to investigate the infamous Birdcage Theatre and completely acted like idiots. Let me sum up every episode of this horrible show: set up the viewer by priming them with suggestions, next go in and not try to debunk ANYTHING, lock yourselves into a place (why because you are such little bitches you will go screaming and running out of the place if the doors aren't locked???), walk around with bad camera work, NEVER SHOW ANYTHING GOOD, use the following dialogue only "dude, bro, dude, oh my god, dude, bro, dude what was that bro, what the fuck was that bro, was that you, did you did that, dude, I got fucking chills bad bro, I am so freaked out dude, bro!!", run and freak the hell out the second you hear or think you see anything, play horrible horrible EVPs and video of "orbs" and claim blatantly that these "spirits" are doing something, and then end the show by going to some other lame ass who goes into prove instead of disproving a haunting and share your "evidence" with them so they can say, "hey that is the best evidence I have ever seen!!" (if that is the best you have ever seen, you are either doing something very very wrong, or you need to get the fuck out of paranormal investigating and go back to carnival barking or trying out for Survivor where you came from). End show, roll credits, have to see Zach Bragan's name over and over in the roll out, never got those 60 minutes of life back.
Am I jealous?! Hell yes I am. They get to go to all sorts of incredible places, investigate, and get paid to do it. I just wish that so many viewers weren't so fascinated by such stupidity and dumbasses like this. I guess it is like watching a car crash, you don't really want to look and see the horror, but when you do you get to share it over and over with your friends!! ;D
Am I jealous?! Hell yes I am. They get to go to all sorts of incredible places, investigate, and get paid to do it. I just wish that so many viewers weren't so fascinated by such stupidity and dumbasses like this. I guess it is like watching a car crash, you don't really want to look and see the horror, but when you do you get to share it over and over with your friends!! ;D